Some days, you just want to tell the world where to go. These hilarious coasters get it, letting your coffee table do the talking with a dose of unapologetic, sarcastic humour.
Embrace the chaos with our 'F*ck Everything' quote coasters, the perfect accessory for anyone running on caffeine and sarcasm. Each coaster features the bluntly funny message in a stylish modern script, making it a statement piece for your home or office. It’s the ultimate funny gift for adults who appreciate a dark sense of humour and serves as a daily reminder that sometimes, it's okay to just not care.
Key Features
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Featured Design: Features the universally relatable quote, 'F*ck you, them, it, this, that, everything,' in a clean, modern script font. The perfect blend of sass and style for your tabletop.
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Premium Materials: Durable, premium neoprene with a non-slip backing.
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Printed in Australia: Your coasters are proudly printed and shipped from our Australian workshop.
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Set of Four: Receive four matching coasters, perfect for protecting your surfaces in style.
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Perfect for: An excellent gag gift for your most sarcastic mate, a hilarious housewarming present, or a well-deserved treat for yourself on those days when you've just had enough.
Product Details
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Material: Soft Neoprene (Fabric top with non-slip foam backing).
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Texture: Flexible, pliable, and lightweight (similar feel to a mousepad).
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Dimensions: 100mm x 100mm.
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Quantity: Set of 4.
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Packaging: Secure packaging for safe delivery.
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Care Instructions: Wipe clean with a damp cloth or hand wash & air dry (avoid direct sunlight).
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Please note: Actual colours may vary from screen to screen. Each coaster set is made to order, so please allow for slight variations that make your coasters unique.
About Our Soft Neoprene Coasters: Unlike heavy stone or cork coasters, our coasters are crafted from premium soft neoprene, similar to the feel of a high-quality mousepad. They feature a smooth fabric top that showcases the vibrant artwork, bonded to a flexible, non-slip foam backing. This completely soft design makes them lightweight, durable, and guaranteed to never scratch or chip your furniture surfaces.
Designed to bring style and functionality to your home, office, workplace or bar, these coasters are the perfect addition to any table setting. Crafted with a premium rubber base, our coasters boast a strong grip that ensures your cup stays securely in place, providing protection against accidents and minimizing the risk of damage to your furniture. Say goodbye to spills and messy clean-ups!
Ready to give zero F*cks in style? Grab a set of these sarcastic coasters to give your furniture protection and your guests a good laugh. Add this perfectly inappropriate gift to your cart and let the coasters say what you're all thinking.