Some days you're running on empty, and this mug gets it. A hilarious and unique gift from an Australian small business, this quality ceramic mug & neoprene coaster set is the perfect way to measure your dwindling patience. It's a guaranteed laugh for the office or at home.
For those who have officially run out of f*cks to give, the F*ckometer has spoken. This brilliantly sarcastic design features a gauge that's pointing decisively to 'empty', making it a perfectly clear statement without you having to say a word. It's the ideal gift for that overworked co-worker, jaded friend, or anyone who appreciates brutally honest humour with their morning brew.
Choose Your Favourite
Whether you’re after a standout mug, a set of eye-catching coasters, or the best of both worlds, you’ve got options to suit every need and gifting occasion:
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Mug Only: Enjoy your favourite drinks in a classic 11oz ceramic mug, printed with the design on both sides. Sturdy, standout, and perfect for home, work, or gifting.
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4pk Coasters Only: Protect your table in style with four neoprene coasters, each with the same bold artwork. Soft-touch surface and strong grip. Practical and eye-catching.
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Mug & Coaster Gift Set: Can’t decide? The combo gives you a perfectly matched set, boxed up and ready to gift. This value pack includes one (1) 11oz ceramic mug and four (4) matching neoprene coasters. Customers rave about the coordinated look and unbeatable value.
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Love the design? Get the best of both worlds. The mug and coaster combo offers the ultimate value and a coordinated look, shipped fast Australia-wide.
Key Features
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Featured Design: A hilarious mock meter graphic that showcases your dwindling patience in real time, featuring bold text and a dial pointed straight to zero. It is the ultimate sarcastic statement piece for any desk, designed to bring a smile to tired office workers and funny gift lovers alike.
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Premium Materials: Durable 11oz ceramic mug and/or fabric-topped neoprene coasters with a non-slip foam backing.
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Australian Small Business: Your mug and coasters are proudly printed and shipped from our Australian workshop.
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Flexible Options: Choose a mug, a set of four coasters, or the perfect-value gift set.
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Perfect for: Hardworking office workers, cheeky colleagues, and anyone who appreciates a good dose of sarcastic novelty humour. It makes a brilliant Secret Santa present, birthday surprise, or a hilarious self-indulgent treat to help survive the corporate grind.
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Mug & Coaster Gift Set: Includes one (1) 11oz ceramic mug and four (4) matching neoprene coasters.
Product Details
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Mug: White ceramic, 11oz (approx. 325ml), design printed on both sides.
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Coasters: Flexible, pliable, and lightweight soft neoprene (Fabric top with non-slip foam backing), 100mm x 100mm, set of 4.
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Care Instructions: See included care card.
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Packaging: Secure packaging for safe delivery.
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Please note: Actual colours may vary from screen to screen. Each mug and coaster set is made to order, so please allow for slight variations that make your gift unique.
About Our Soft Neoprene Coasters: Unlike heavy stone or cork coasters, our coasters are crafted from premium soft neoprene, similar to the feel of a high-quality mousepad. They feature a smooth fabric top that showcases the vibrant artwork, bonded to a flexible, non-slip foam backing. This completely soft design makes them lightweight, durable, and guaranteed to never scratch or chip your furniture surfaces.
Ready to dial up the laughs at your desk or surprise a hard-working colleague with the ultimate desk accessory? Grab your funny office gift set today and make your next coffee break a lot more entertaining. Add this essential conversation starter to your cart now and enjoy fast shipping from our Aussie owned business.